{"id":34967,"date":"2017-08-29T18:00:43","date_gmt":"2017-08-29T22:00:43","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/sidebarforplaintiffs.naomifein.net\/?p=34967"},"modified":"2017-08-29T18:00:43","modified_gmt":"2017-08-29T22:00:43","slug":"the-god-problem-joel-osteen-smacked-by-anthony-trollope","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/sidebarforplaintiffs.naomifein.net\/?p=34967","title":{"rendered":"The god problem: Joel Osteen smacked by Anthony Trollope"},"content":{"rendered":"

Dedicated to Joel Osteen who, having been raked on Twitter for failing to open his massive Houston church to shelter flood victims, now suggests maybe he will<\/a>:<\/p>\n

There is, perhaps, no greater hardship at present inflicted on mankind in civilised and free countries, than the necessity of listening to sermons. No one but a preaching clergyman has, in these realms, the power of compelling an audience to sit silent, and be tormented. No one but a preaching clergyman can revel in platitudes, truisms and untruisms, and yet receive, as his undisputed privilege, the same respectful demeanour as though words of impassioned eloquence or persuasive logic, fell from his lips. Let a professor of law or physic find his place in a lecture-room, and there pour forth jejune words and useless empty phrases, and he will pour them forth to empty benches. Let a barrister attempt to talk without talking well, and he will talk but seldom. A judge’s charge need be listened to perforce by none but the jury, prisoner, and gaoler. A member of Parliament can be coughed down or counted out. Town councillors can be tabooed. But no one can rid himself of the preaching clergyman. He is the bore of the age…<\/em><\/p>\n

–Anthony Trollope, Barchester Towers<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Dedicated to Joel Osteen who, having been raked on Twitter for failing to open his massive Houston church to shelter flood victims, now suggests maybe he will: There is, perhaps, no greater hardship at present inflicted on mankind in civilised … Continue reading →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1175,632],"tags":[1979,1980,1978,1977],"class_list":["post-34967","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-the-facts-of-life","category-the-god-problem","tag-anthony-trollope","tag-barchester-towers","tag-houston-flood","tag-joel-osteen"],"aioseo_notices":[],"aioseo_head":"\n\t\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\t