{"id":35692,"date":"2017-10-24T12:47:08","date_gmt":"2017-10-24T16:47:08","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/sidebarforplaintiffs.naomifein.net\/?p=35692"},"modified":"2017-10-24T12:47:08","modified_gmt":"2017-10-24T16:47:08","slug":"the-facts-of-life-the-jfk-assassination","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/sidebarforplaintiffs.naomifein.net\/?p=35692","title":{"rendered":"The Facts of Life: the JFK assassination"},"content":{"rendered":"

From Walt Hickey, 538 Significant Digits, and I’m wondering how long it’ll take before this excellent bit of satire will hit the internet as Absolute Truth:<\/p>\n

61 percent<\/em><\/h2>\n

Percentage of Americans who think John F. Kennedy was not killed by Lee Harvey Oswald alone, according to a SurveyMonkey poll conducted for FiveThirtyEight. Later this week, a final batch of government documents related to the assassination may be released. These will presumably prove my theory: The CIA<\/a> \u2014 which was invented by the Mafia<\/a> with the dual goals of making frogs gay<\/a> and also rigging the 1985 NBA draft lottery<\/a> \u2014 foiled simultaneous Communist<\/a> and anti-Communist<\/a> assassination plots orchestrated by the original Paul McCartney<\/a> to cover up the truth that Magneto did it<\/a>. Or maybe it was Oswald. [FiveThirtyEight<\/a>]<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

From Walt Hickey, 538 Significant Digits, and I’m wondering how long it’ll take before this excellent bit of satire will hit the internet as Absolute Truth: 61 percent Percentage of Americans who think John F. Kennedy was not killed by … Continue reading →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1095,1175],"tags":[1392,2325,2326],"class_list":["post-35692","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-politics","category-the-facts-of-life","tag-538-significant-digits","tag-jfk-assassination","tag-walt-hickey"],"aioseo_notices":[],"aioseo_head":"\n\t\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\t