{"id":36999,"date":"2018-03-30T16:56:58","date_gmt":"2018-03-30T20:56:58","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/sidebarforplaintiffs.naomifein.net\/?p=36999"},"modified":"2018-03-30T16:56:58","modified_gmt":"2018-03-30T20:56:58","slug":"and-back-to-a-bit-of-burglary","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/sidebarforplaintiffs.naomifein.net\/?p=36999","title":{"rendered":"And back to a bit of burglary"},"content":{"rendered":"

A Suffolk County (NYS) judge plead guilty to burglary…for allegedly stealing women’s underwear<\/a>.<\/p>\n

OK, so given what you’ve learned, the judge (allegedly) was not brandishing a weapon. Because that would have been robbery.<\/p>\n

But doesn’t the value of the (allegedly) stolen property have a relationship to the charge? Which leads to the question: what kind of underwear and how much could it be worth? On the street? For ransom?<\/p>\n

Because I’m just nibbling a bialy with lox and doodling here, I’m going to look up women’s underwear to see what it costs.<\/p>\n

Eschewing the borderline porn sites (porn was so<\/em> last week), I give you Harrods lingerie site<\/a>, conveniently priced in US dollars.<\/p>\n

I’d never pay this much for any of these items but in reality nothing here is priced like diamond chips.<\/p>\n

Of course now I want to know what the judge lifted. Item by item, please. In US dollars.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

A Suffolk County (NYS) judge plead guilty to burglary…for allegedly stealing women’s underwear. OK, so given what you’ve learned, the judge (allegedly) was not brandishing a weapon. Because that would have been robbery. But doesn’t the value of the (allegedly) … Continue reading →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[337,1175],"tags":[2939,2941,2940],"class_list":["post-36999","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-legal-news","category-the-facts-of-life","tag-burglary-of-womens-underwear","tag-harrods","tag-suffolk-county-new-york"],"aioseo_notices":[],"aioseo_head":"\n\t\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\t