{"id":38076,"date":"2018-07-19T15:49:56","date_gmt":"2018-07-19T19:49:56","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/sidebarforplaintiffs.naomifein.net\/?p=38076"},"modified":"2018-07-19T15:49:57","modified_gmt":"2018-07-19T19:49:57","slug":"mysteries-of-life-the-poop-in-new-jersey","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/sidebarforplaintiffs.naomifein.net\/?p=38076","title":{"rendered":"Mysteries of life: the poop in New Jersey"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>My sister and brother in law live in New Jersey, where they are managed by their two dogs, Layla, who is black, and Bodhi, who is white.<\/p>\n<p>There are no equal rights implications in their rambunctious dogs&#8217; coloring &#8212; they just happened to come that way &#8212; although both the dogs&#8217; service personnel (my bro in law and sis) do express their passionate commitment to equal rights on various social media fora. Where both dogs regularly appear in videos.<\/p>\n<p>However, I just rambled off track a bit there. What I meant to say is, Layla and Bodhi both poop. They are largish dogs, so I&#8217;d guess they poop a lot, although I am not a credible witness.<\/p>\n<p>So maybe it&#8217;s because of my pooping New Jersey nephew and niece that I found this Lowering the Bar item extra amusing. Although there&#8217;s a certain sadness in it, as you will learn:<\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\"><em>In May, police in New Jersey <a href=\"https:\/\/loweringthebar.us5.list-manage.com\/track\/click?u=d34db4689a16c24346a1474e2&amp;id=3848e0590d&amp;e=b27870a939\" rel=\"nofollow\">said they had identified the mysterious person<\/a> who had reportedly been defecating almost every morning \u201con or near the track and football field\u201d at Holmdel High School: it was the school district\u2019s superintendent. Surveillance video finally identified the mystery pooper, <strong>who has taken a leave of absence to deal with the resulting charges.<\/strong> At a <a href=\"https:\/\/loweringthebar.us5.list-manage.com\/track\/click?u=d34db4689a16c24346a1474e2&amp;id=6ba52a3b6b&amp;e=b27870a939\" rel=\"nofollow\">brief court hearing on June 12<\/a>, neither the superintendent nor his attorney offered any explanation for the behavior.<\/em><\/p>\n<p>I bolded my favorite phrase.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>My sister and brother in law live in New Jersey, where they are managed by their two dogs, Layla, who is black, and Bodhi, who is white. 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