{"id":39452,"date":"2018-12-08T17:25:51","date_gmt":"2018-12-08T22:25:51","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/sidebarforplaintiffs.naomifein.net\/?p=39452"},"modified":"2018-12-08T17:25:51","modified_gmt":"2018-12-08T22:25:51","slug":"there-is-a-god-and-he-tweets","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/sidebarforplaintiffs.naomifein.net\/?p=39452","title":{"rendered":"There is a god and he tweets"},"content":{"rendered":"

In case you’re a non-believer, god just tweeted this:<\/p>\n

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Andrew C Laufer, Esq<\/b><\/a> Retweeted <\/span><\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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\"\" God<\/strong>\u200f\u00a0<\/span><\/span>@TheTweetOfGod<\/b><\/span><\/a> 21h<\/span>21 hours ago<\/span><\/a> <\/small><\/p>\n

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I knew an Individual 1 once. He cursed mankind by eating an apple he got from Individual 2. Then they had Individual 3, who killed Individual 4. Individuals suck, to be honest with you.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n

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In case you’re a non-believer, god just tweeted this: Andrew C Laufer, Esq Retweeted God\u200f\u00a0@TheTweetOfGod 21h21 hours ago I knew an Individual 1 once. He cursed mankind by eating an apple he got from Individual 2. Then they had Individual … Continue reading →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1175],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-39452","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-the-facts-of-life"],"aioseo_notices":[],"aioseo_head":"\n\t\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\t