That’s a demand.<\/p>\n
Take a look at the United States map — if you can find one that has all 32 NFL teams on it. Not easy. I tried. There are lots of maps but as I scrolled down trying to find one with all the teams, I found a map labeled “drunkest fans in the NFL.”<\/p>\n
I did not look at that map.<\/p>\n
So never mind the bloody maps.<\/p>\n
Here’s the thing: the team America loves to hate, the Dallas Cowboys, is one of four teams in the NFC East division. East<\/em>. You get that, right?<\/p>\n Here are the four NFL teams in the NFC East division:<\/p>\n And there is an NFC South division. Currently, it consists of these teams:<\/p>\n So why are the Dallas Cowboys in the NFC East?<\/p>\n Because the northeast is a major media market. And Dallas, Texas is, well, not that<\/em> major. The Cowboys egregiously egregious owner, the thoroughly loathed Jerry Jones, loves getting as much attention as possible for his team (although since I don’t want to irritate him, I won’t dig out the years when Dallas was in the playoffs, let alone the Super Bowl), and he gets more attention in the northeast than he’d get in the south. Because attention = money money money.<\/p>\n So Dallas is in the wrong division because of Jerry’s bullying tactics and loathsome Texas greed.<\/p>\n Logically — and strategically — Dallas should be in the NFC South, with New Orleans, Tampa Bay, and Atlanta. And Carolina should be in the NFC East, with New York, Washington, and Philadelphia.<\/p>\n So how can we get this done?<\/p>\n Don’t know, so I’m going back to watching the end of the Jets-Houston game. Which is pronounced “Howston.” And do not sneer at me. I’m one of the few people you know who pronounces “NwOrluns” correctly.<\/p>\n (And wait: why is Howston in the AFC East?????)<\/p>\n I am so so<\/em> tired of Texas.<\/p>\n UPDATE WITH EMBARRASSMENT<\/strong>: The Howston Texans are NOT in the AFC East. They are in the AFC SOUTH. Correctly. They played the Jets because that’s how the NFL schedule worked out. (The Giants also played Howston; we won, our first win this season.)<\/p>\n <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" That’s a demand. Take a look at the United States map — if you can find one that has all 32 NFL teams on it. Not easy. I tried. There are lots of maps but as I scrolled down trying … Continue reading \n
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