{"id":40316,"date":"2019-04-01T16:48:20","date_gmt":"2019-04-01T20:48:20","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/sidebarforplaintiffs.naomifein.net\/?p=40316"},"modified":"2019-04-01T16:48:20","modified_gmt":"2019-04-01T20:48:20","slug":"mysteries-of-life-garfield-phones-on-the-shores-of-brittany","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/sidebarforplaintiffs.naomifein.net\/?p=40316","title":{"rendered":"Mysteries of life: Garfield phones on the shores of Brittany?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;ve spent time in Brittany and love it greatly. It retains a wildness, deep forests, rocks that make you shiver. And that sea.<\/p>\n<p>I have never seen a Garfield phone. I don&#8217;t even know what Garfield himself looks like. I can&#8217;t imagine Garfield phones washing up on Brittany&#8217;s formidably rocky shores over the past thirty years.<\/p>\n<p>What is this all about? From 538 Significant digits:<\/p>\n<h2 style=\"padding-left: 40px;\"><em>35 years of Garfield phones<\/em><\/h2>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 40px;\"><em>For more than three decades, telephones in the shape of the cartoon cat Garfield washed up on the French shores of Brittany. It was long suspected that a wayward shipping container was to blame, and that container has now been found \u2014 \u201cin a secluded sea cave accessible only at low tide.\u201d Speaking of \u2014 <a href=\"https:\/\/d1ejxu6vysztl5.cloudfront.net\/comics\/garfield\/2018\/2018-11-12.gif\">Mondays<\/a>, am I right? [<a href=\"https:\/\/www.bbc.com\/news\/world-europe-47732553\">BBC<\/a>]<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Do the phones still work? Is work the right word?<\/p>\n<p>WHAAA?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;ve spent time in Brittany and love it greatly. It retains a wildness, deep forests, rocks that make you shiver. And that sea. I have never seen a Garfield phone. 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