{"id":40560,"date":"2019-05-08T17:36:56","date_gmt":"2019-05-08T21:36:56","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/sidebarforplaintiffs.naomifein.net\/?p=40560"},"modified":"2019-05-08T17:36:56","modified_gmt":"2019-05-08T21:36:56","slug":"more-animal-news-goats-in-riverside-park","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/sidebarforplaintiffs.naomifein.net\/?p=40560","title":{"rendered":"More animal news! Goats in Riverside Park"},"content":{"rendered":"

From the West Side Rag I learn that this summer a herd of goats will be chomping away at weeds and poison sumac, etc. in hard to reach places of Riverside Park.<\/a><\/p>\n

So I want to reiterate my original notion of a small pack of wolves in Central Park. To clear out the rats,<\/a> which are sort of fauna poison sumac.<\/p>\n

Obviously, they can’t be in Riverside<\/em> Park at the same time the goats are there. But for the wolves to get into Riverside Park from Central Park, they’d have to — as a pack — cross (1)two-way traffic on four lanes of Central Park West; (2) one-way four lane traffic on Columbus Avenue; (3) one-way four lane traffic on Amsterdam Avenue; (4) two-way four lane traffic on Broadway; (5) two-way four lanes on West End Avenue, where people regularly get killed by cars; and (6) many lanes of two-way traffic on Riverside Drive.<\/p>\n

I think the wolves would be satisfied with foraging in Central Park. But of course I don’t know for sure; I’m not a wolf. I’m just a person who finds crossing all those streets full of rampaging traffic fairly intimidating — and I know how to read red\/green lights.<\/p>\n

Though wolves are smart. But cautious.<\/p>\n

I don’t know where I’m going with this. Just rambling around, coping with all the breaking news.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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