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[<a href=\"https:\/\/www.washingtonpost.com\/weather\/2019\/08\/20\/an-outdoor-movie-night-air-mattresses-seemed-fun-mother-nature-disagreed\/\">The Washington Post<\/a>]<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>From 538 Significant Digits: Between 50 and 100 air mattresses Some 150 beds and pillows were arranged in Denver this past weekend for an outdoor summertime screening of \u201cCaptain Marvel.\u201d When the wind picked up, dozens of the air mattresses &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/sidebarforplaintiffs.naomifein.net\/?p=41555\">Continue reading <span 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