{"id":41562,"date":"2019-08-21T16:16:17","date_gmt":"2019-08-21T20:16:17","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/sidebarforplaintiffs.naomifein.net\/?p=41562"},"modified":"2019-08-21T16:16:17","modified_gmt":"2019-08-21T20:16:17","slug":"utterly-disgusting-animal-news","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/sidebarforplaintiffs.naomifein.net\/?p=41562","title":{"rendered":"Utterly disgusting animal news"},"content":{"rendered":"

Animal? Well, yeah, cicadas are animals. If you’ve ever been hanging around during a cicada plague, you’ll know some of them are as large as Big Bird.<\/p>\n

I made that up. But I don’t regret it.<\/p>\n

So what do you make of the following Finding from the September 2019 Harper’s?<\/p>\n

Scientists advised against consuming hypersexual zombie cicadas infected with psychoactive fungus<\/em>.<\/p>\n

You know, I think I’m just going to blow that up and bold it:<\/p>\n

Scientists advised against consuming hypersexual zombie cicadas infected with psychoactive fungus<\/em>.<\/strong><\/h1>\n

Here’s me, screaming: HYPERSEXUAL ZOMBIE CICADAS???? Never mind what is a psychoactive fungus??????????<\/p>\n

WHO CONSUMES ZOMBIE CICADAS??? WHO CONSUMES CICADAS?????<\/p>\n

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGHHHHH.<\/p>\n

P.S. I’ve calmed down a little, to the point I’m able to ask whether a psychoactive fungus has anything to do with magic mushrooms?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Animal? Well, yeah, cicadas are animals. If you’ve ever been hanging around during a cicada plague, you’ll know some of them are as large as Big Bird. I made that up. But I don’t regret it. So what do you … Continue reading →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4775,1175],"tags":[4867,2197,4865,4866],"class_list":["post-41562","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-animal-news","category-the-facts-of-life","tag-cicadas","tag-harpers","tag-hypersexual-zombie-cicadas","tag-psychoactive-fungus"],"aioseo_notices":[],"aioseo_head":"\n\t\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\t