{"id":41612,"date":"2019-08-31T16:46:28","date_gmt":"2019-08-31T20:46:28","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/sidebarforplaintiffs.naomifein.net\/?p=41612"},"modified":"2019-08-31T16:46:28","modified_gmt":"2019-08-31T20:46:28","slug":"todays-laughs-from-the-federal-appellate-courts","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/sidebarforplaintiffs.naomifein.net\/?p=41612","title":{"rendered":"Today&#8217;s laughs from the federal appellate courts"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Laughs, you say? Yes. With credit to John Ross, who covers the federal court circuits on the Volokh Report.<\/p>\n<p>Also under the category How Dumb Can People Be?<\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 40px;\"><em>A cautionary tale, courtesy of the <a href=\"http:\/\/media.ca7.uscourts.gov\/cgi-bin\/rssExec.pl?Submit=Display&amp;Path=Y2019\/D08-27\/C:18-2803:J:Wood:aut:T:fnOp:N:2390175:S:0\">Seventh Circuit<\/a>: After stealing 15 handguns from a Shipshewana, Ind. hunting supply store, don&#8217;t discuss your crime on Facebook Messenger. And in your ensuing federal trial, don&#8217;t use your chair as a medium for scratching menacing messages directed to government witnesses.<\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 40px;\"><em>Pro se allegation: After my friend got divorced, he refused to help set me up with his ex-wife. That&#8217;s intentional emotional abuse (also, he&#8217;s guilty of money laundering and tax evasion). <a href=\"https:\/\/www.ca10.uscourts.gov\/opinions\/19\/19-5044.pdf\">Tenth Circuit<\/a>: Yeah, we&#8217;re pretty sure the district court got this one right when it ruled against you.<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Laughs, you say? Yes. With credit to John Ross, who covers the federal court circuits on the Volokh Report. Also under the category How Dumb Can People Be? 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