Harper’s is getting me suspicious that animals are thoroughly fed up with what’s going on and, under the cover of their, uh, animal appearance, are trying to rectify our calamity:<\/p>\n
A man in Schererville, Pennsylvania, called the police after being cornered in his garage by wild turkeys, and groundhogs in Belleville, Illinois, bit two people, took over a historic district, and climbed trees.<\/em><\/p>\n …in Billings, Montana, a team of sled dogs escaped from a training session and led police on a low-speed chase.<\/em><\/p>\n And although you’ve seen this one previously,<\/a> there’s an addition, in the form of dialog with the dog:<\/p>\n …an Oklahoma woman was nonfatally shot in a pickup truck when her dog stepped on her gun; in a recording of the 9-1-1 call, the driver could be heard telling the Labrador retriever, \u201cOh, Molly, you\u2019re the one that pulled the trigger. Don\u2019t give me no shit.\u201d<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" Harper’s is getting me suspicious that animals are thoroughly fed up with what’s going on and, under the cover of their, uh, animal appearance, are trying to rectify our calamity: A man in Schererville, Pennsylvania, called the police after being … Continue reading