{"id":42412,"date":"2020-01-08T18:49:26","date_gmt":"2020-01-08T23:49:26","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/sidebarforplaintiffs.naomifein.net\/?p=42412"},"modified":"2020-01-08T18:49:59","modified_gmt":"2020-01-08T23:49:59","slug":"three-headless-bodies","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/sidebarforplaintiffs.naomifein.net\/?p=42412","title":{"rendered":"Three headless bodies in three separate locations"},"content":{"rendered":"

It’s not as sharp as (1) “Headless Body In Topless Bar,” but (2) “Headless body in cave”<\/a> ain’t bad. Two things, though: the head of the cave body (name of Joseph Loveless, not a joke) remains missing and nobody yet knows who killed the headless Loveless guy — who himself was a murderer and an ugly character.<\/p>\n

Still, it beats wandering around thinking about (3) another headless body and muttering, “Article 25, Article 25…”<\/p>\n

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It’s not as sharp as (1) “Headless Body In Topless Bar,” but (2) “Headless body in cave” ain’t bad. Two things, though: the head of the cave body (name of Joseph Loveless, not a joke) remains missing and nobody yet … Continue reading →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1175,2902],"tags":[5167,5166],"class_list":["post-42412","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-the-facts-of-life","category-trump-stuff","tag-article-25","tag-headless-body"],"aioseo_notices":[],"aioseo_head":"\n\t\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\t