{"id":43115,"date":"2020-03-18T18:39:41","date_gmt":"2020-03-18T22:39:41","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/sidebarforplaintiffs.naomifein.net\/?p=43115"},"modified":"2020-03-18T19:07:20","modified_gmt":"2020-03-18T23:07:20","slug":"notes-from-the-neighborhood","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/sidebarforplaintiffs.naomifein.net\/?p=43115","title":{"rendered":"Notes from the neighborhood"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The Town Shop, a Broadway emporium that sells fine lingerie, announced it will be closed, except for &#8220;bra emergencies.&#8221; I have not yet interpreted this.<\/p>\n<p>A long walk yesterday down Broadway &#8212; see above, re Town Shop. Not many pedestrians, not too many masks, either. Everything except for food stores is closed. It feels like some sort of all-encompassing holiday, all those days rolled into one &#8212; Easter, Christmas Day, New Year&#8217;s and Yom Kippur. Except there is today, too, and tomorrow.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;ve heard from a couple of socially distanced friends who&#8217;ve told me they&#8217;re cleaning their kitchens and bathrooms, re-organizing their closets, throwing things out and other domesticities. I am a lousy, i.e., lazy housekeeper but their plague enthusiasm inspired me. I cleaned one shelf in my fridge. I&#8217;d planned to clean another today but don&#8217;t think I&#8217;ll get to it. Maybe tomorrow.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m feeling an interest in buying several 50&#8217;s style little white women&#8217;s gloves at Century 21. Maybe I&#8217;ll do that, tomorrow. I could wash them regularly in my sink, couldn&#8217;t I?<\/p>\n<p>My sister and her daughter are both doctors and are working in hospitals without full hazmat suits. I&#8217;m worried about them and about my city, its strengths &#8212; three or four restaurants every block, now all closed; music and art, now closed; Broadway shows and clubs, now closed. Our crowded sidewalk culture, our towers. What will we be when this is over? The last moments of <em>G\u00f6tterd\u00e4mmerung? <\/em>Shit, whatever happens should not make reference to Wagner.<\/p>\n<p>Today when I got dressed, I put on a red cashmere sweater (from a local thrift shop, really inexpensive, almost as cheap as a t-shirt). Then I searched through my socks for a copacetic pair. I don&#8217;t have a sock drawer. I have a sock box. And all my socks are wildly patterned and brilliantly colored. But I couldn&#8217;t find socks with red, to go with the sweater. So the socks I&#8217;m wearing have big big polka dots in a variety of colors, two of which are orange and fuschia. I&#8217;m thinking the proximity of those two colors can read as sort of red. But why am I fussing? I&#8217;m also wearing long velvet pants that cover the socks. I&#8217;m the only person who knows the socks are not really coordinated with my sweater. Maybe I should have changed the sweater.<\/p>\n<p>Now that Fairway no longer sells them, I have determined to find a temporary replacement for Happy Herbert&#8217;s wild rice snack crackers and oat bran pretzels. I&#8217;ve tried many different things &#8212; flavored crackers made of lentils. Bagel chips. Some cheese things with jalape\u00f1os. Sheets of seaweed. Nothing has worked, so I wandered among the snack shelves at Citarella and realized&#8230;popcorn! Before I lucked into Happy Herbert, I used to eat popcorn as a snack.<\/p>\n<p>Just had some. It&#8217;ll do for now.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The Town Shop, a Broadway emporium that sells fine lingerie, announced it will be closed, except for &#8220;bra emergencies.&#8221; I have not yet interpreted this. A long walk yesterday down Broadway &#8212; see above, re Town Shop. 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