{"id":43540,"date":"2020-04-18T13:44:52","date_gmt":"2020-04-18T17:44:52","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/sidebarforplaintiffs.naomifein.net\/?p=43540"},"modified":"2020-04-18T13:44:52","modified_gmt":"2020-04-18T17:44:52","slug":"animal-news-teaching-your-dog-to-drive","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/sidebarforplaintiffs.naomifein.net\/?p=43540","title":{"rendered":"Animal news! Teaching your dog to drive."},"content":{"rendered":"

From Kevin Underhill’s brilliantly funny Lowering The Bar:<\/p>\n

A Washington state man who had a better argument…was still charged<\/a> with reckless endangerment, hit and run, driving under the influence, and something called \u201cfelony eluding,\u201d even though he wasn\u2019t the one in the driver\u2019s seat. Well, I guess it was because he wasn\u2019t in the driver\u2019s seat, or more specifically because his dog was in the driver\u2019s seat. (The man was steering.) But he was \u201ctrying to teach his dog how to drive,\u201d the man explained. If that\u2019s a crime now, how are they going to learn?<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

From Kevin Underhill’s brilliantly funny Lowering The Bar: A Washington state man who had a better argument…was still charged with reckless endangerment, hit and run, driving under the influence, and something called \u201cfelony eluding,\u201d even though he wasn\u2019t the one … Continue reading →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4775,1175],"tags":[5475,5476,5478,5477,1579,3958,5479],"class_list":["post-43540","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-animal-news","category-the-facts-of-life","tag-diu","tag-dwi","tag-felony-eluding","tag-hit-and-run","tag-kevin-underhill","tag-loweringthebar","tag-reckless-endangerment"],"aioseo_notices":[],"aioseo_head":"\n\t\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\t