{"id":44059,"date":"2020-05-20T16:18:59","date_gmt":"2020-05-20T20:18:59","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/sidebarforplaintiffs.naomifein.net\/?p=44059"},"modified":"2020-05-20T16:18:59","modified_gmt":"2020-05-20T20:18:59","slug":"very-brief-notes-from-a-plague-town","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/sidebarforplaintiffs.naomifein.net\/?p=44059","title":{"rendered":"Very brief notes from a plague town"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>My hair is an undiagnosible mop and I&#8217;m out of Lilac chocolates.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/shop.c21stores.com\/pub\/sf\/ResponseForm?_ri_=X0Gzc2X%3DAQpglLjHJlYQGhppAAEPNyuNaw0zbdE2MyP2p5jtqK92bi4XrtCOsrraFiwKpzdlItzgnCIiUAnon9Xzbi3VXMtX%3DAQpglLjHJlYQGhppAAEPNyuNaw0zbdE2MyPzaguh22OvDIpm6p94szdbzfUComNIHhACIhzaJ03TXzfUljI8za&amp;_ei_=EsaHd5cfmjd80NX48iQXe4hQBOcTt0&amp;_di_=l0huoms6cok6douq6ltkthjh7n7iq7q816omnntlgjm9nkjq3hd0\">Century21 is selling &#8220;staycation outfits starting under $15.&#8221;<\/a> I&#8217;m not sure what a &#8220;staycation outfit&#8221; is (which is why I went into their website and provided the link), but that&#8217;s a damn good price. I live with the notion that any garment selling for under $15 is basically free.<\/p>\n<p>With profound sorrow, I&#8217;ve (temporarily) given up nibbling Happy Herbert&#8217;s wild rice snack crackers because Fairway stopped selling them and Fairway was the only place around here that did sell them.<\/p>\n<p>I decided I&#8217;d order them directly from Herbert himself. He has a really <a href=\"http:\/\/www.happyherberts.com\/index2.html\">Happy website, does Herbert<\/a> &#8212; who dwells in Jersey City, so for a while I was thinking of taking the easy trip out to Jersey City and buying them<em> in situ.<\/em> The only viable <em>in situ<\/em> now is me in my apartment. And Online Herbert was only selling boxes containing 12 bags, which would last me, I dunno, maybe until late January 2021.<\/p>\n<p>So I&#8217;ve gone back to popcorn and whatever flavored cardboard crackers I can find in Duane Reade or wherever (I&#8217;ve made a firm commitment not to investigate the ingredients). This means I must keep my vacuum out and plugged in constantly because I&#8217;ve found squashed popcorn bits napping in a number of peculiar corners.<\/p>\n<p>Wondering How That Popcorn Bit Got There is an activity on my schedule, replacing long-standing doctors&#8217; appointments.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>My hair is an undiagnosible mop and I&#8217;m out of Lilac chocolates. 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