{"id":4538,"date":"2011-10-04T12:31:56","date_gmt":"2011-10-04T16:31:56","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/sidebarforplaintiffs.naomifein.net\/?p=4538"},"modified":"2012-03-27T13:29:16","modified_gmt":"2012-03-27T17:29:16","slug":"how-to-find-a-lawyer-or-maybe-not","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/sidebarforplaintiffs.naomifein.net\/?p=4538","title":{"rendered":"Finding a lawyer: Or maybe not"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Just as I&#8217;m getting set to offer my advice about how to find a lawyer, the <em>New York Times<\/em> Magazine from Sunday, October 2, had a fat special advertising supplement called Super Lawyers\/New York\u2014Metro 2011.<\/p>\n<p>You&#8217;ve seen this sort of thing before. Lists of the Best Lawyers in NY, the Best Doctors in the Metropolitan Area. Although it may surprise you, I will be suggesting that you use this list (in an unusual way) to find a lawyer.<\/p>\n<p>I actually read through it fairly thoroughly and what should appear before my eyes? A full-page advertisement for my Foot Lawyers, whom I&#8217;ve already identified here as Dinkes &amp; Schwitzer.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;ve related my problems in getting these lawyers to respond to my requests for updates. So you can understand why I laughed at one paragraph in the ad, and why it inspired me to write and send by USPS the following letter to William Schwitzer:<\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\"><em>October 4, 2011<\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\"><em>William Schwitzer, Esq.<\/em><br \/>\n<em> Dinkes &amp; Schwitzer<\/em><br \/>\n<em> 112 Madison Avenue<\/em><br \/>\n<em> New York, NY 10016<\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\"><em>Dear Mr. Schwitzer:<\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\"><em>I was interested to see your advertisement (and nice picture) in the Sunday NYT Magazine.<\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\"><em>I especially noted with wry amusement this paragraph:<\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 60px;\"><em>&#8220;Dedication to Clients: Client contact is the firm\u2019s most paramount principle. \u2018An attorney, not a paralegal or a secretary, regularly advises clients of the progress of their case,\u2019 Schwitzer says.&#8221;<\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\"><em>I\u2019m amused, because \u2013 hi! \u2013 I am your client. And I\u2019ve been trying to get information on the \u201cprogress of [my] case\u201d for more than a year, long after I dragged my broken foot into your conference room on February 8, 2008 and signed a (Blumberg form) retainer agreement.<\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\"><em>Indeed, I had a nice conversation with your associate Nick DiSalvo about how lawyers should have a policy about keeping in touch with clients. That conversation was in court, on July 14, 2011. The reason I was in court? Because I had tried three times to contact one of your attorneys by e-mail, asking for a status update. No response.<\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\"><em>Ergo, you should add to that \u201cDedication to Clients\u201d statement the following:<\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 60px;\"><em>&#8220;Although we\u2019re too busy to respond to a client\u2019s request for information about the progress of her case, we are always happy to speak to a client at court conferences, providing she makes the effort to (1) find out when the court conference is; (2) get to the court; and (3) walk around trying to find a particular associate whom she\u2019s never previously met, yet who represents her.&#8221;<\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\"><em>Just in the spirit of honest advertising.<\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\"><em>Sincerely,<\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\"><em>Naomi Fein<\/em><\/p>\n<p>I wonder if this will get a response.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Just as I&#8217;m getting set to offer my advice about how to find a lawyer, the New York Times Magazine from Sunday, October 2, had a fat special advertising supplement called Super Lawyers\/New York\u2014Metro 2011. 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