{"id":48085,"date":"2021-01-12T17:49:12","date_gmt":"2021-01-12T22:49:12","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/sidebarforplaintiffs.naomifein.net\/?p=48085"},"modified":"2021-01-12T17:49:12","modified_gmt":"2021-01-12T22:49:12","slug":"i-am-now-associated-with-a-cult","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/sidebarforplaintiffs.naomifein.net\/?p=48085","title":{"rendered":"I am now associated with a cult"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Not the cult currently dominating our awareness, no.<\/p>\n<p>Another one. And here&#8217;s how I was hooked:<\/p>\n<p>A half hour ago, I was standing in front of Citarella&#8217;s second floor cheese cases in search of (1) a hard grating cheese for pasta and (2) a soft cheese to be spread on bread for lunch.<\/p>\n<p>When I look at cheeses, I dally. The cheese lady behind the cases gently offered assistance, if I required it. I thanked her but dallied further until I noticed a cheese named D\u00e9lice de Bourgogne. 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