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Which badly needed it. As I scrubbed and restored the shelves to glass gleam, I got a spurt of pride and pleasure.<\/p>\n<p>My attitude toward kitchen shelves is pretty simple. If I take up my valuable time to clean you, I expect you to stay clean for&#8230;whatever time delineation comes somewhat before forever. So I haven&#8217;t cleaned them since.<\/p>\n<p>Tomorrow I will be getting my last vaccine shot. I&#8217;m thinking I should be doing something as commemoration. Of course, I won&#8217;t be removing my mask when I leave to shop, or failing to scrub my hands if I&#8217;ve been wandering the outdoors. I won&#8217;t be going out to eat for a couple of weeks.<\/p>\n<p>So what can be done to honor this final stage of this monumental lost year, this universal pause?<\/p>\n<p>I <em>could<\/em> clean the refrigerator shelves again. I could. But such an act would lack serious resonance.<\/p>\n<p>I <em>could<\/em> return the library book which I have unaccountably been holding for so many months I will owe the library more than the price of the book. After all, my library is only a short walk away. No reason why I can&#8217;t stroll down there and offer a confession and cash. No reason.<\/p>\n<p>Something should pop up, if not a champagne cork.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>When the pandemic first became real and isolation was mandated, the question of &#8220;What should I do while I&#8217;m bound to my home?&#8221; arose. Many people announced cleaning regimens. Closets were parsed, kitchen shelves reorganized, like that. 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