{"id":51984,"date":"2021-10-18T19:24:05","date_gmt":"2021-10-18T23:24:05","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/sidebarforplaintiffs.naomifein.net\/?p=51984"},"modified":"2021-10-18T19:24:05","modified_gmt":"2021-10-18T23:24:05","slug":"wanna-rent-a-wizard-itll-cost-you-10k-a-year","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/sidebarforplaintiffs.naomifein.net\/?p=51984","title":{"rendered":"Wanna rent a wizard? It’ll cost you $10K a year"},"content":{"rendered":"

When I first saw this…article,<\/a> I thought: “See, New Zealand, this is what you get for hiring a wizard at an annual fee for, ahem, ‘acts of wizardry and other wizard-like services.’\u201d<\/p>\n

What were you thinking, Kiwis?<\/p>\n

Another question. Along with what I have to assume is the contractual terms, ‘acts of wizardry and other wizard-like services,’ do you have a ‘but not if’ clause mentioning things the official wizard can’t do or say? Such as:<\/p>\n

\u201cI love women, I forgive them all the time, I\u2019ve never struck one yet.\u201d<\/em><\/p>\n

And<\/p>\n

\u201cNever strike a woman because they bruise too easily is the first thing, and they\u2019ll tell the neighbors and their friends…and then you\u2019re in big trouble.\u201d<\/em><\/p>\n

And<\/p>\n

In August, he posted an image<\/a> on Facebook promoting what he called his \u201cSave the Males\u201d campaign, inviting people to help \u201cprotect the latest endangered species.\u201d<\/em><\/p>\n

Said wizard, whose name is Saruman — nah, just kidding, his name is Ian Brackenbury Channell and he is 88 years old, seems to be sort of bummed by losing his gig. \u201cI don\u2019t like being canceled,\u201d he told a news site.<\/p>\n

I guess he’s available, so…See headline above.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

When I first saw this…article, I thought: “See, New Zealand, this is what you get for hiring a wizard at an annual fee for, ahem, ‘acts of wizardry and other wizard-like services.’\u201d What were you thinking, Kiwis? Another question. Along … Continue reading →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1175,1055],"tags":[7811,7810,5432],"class_list":["post-51984","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-the-facts-of-life","category-american-war-on-women","tag-ian-brackenbury-channell","tag-new-zealand-wizard","tag-saruman"],"aioseo_notices":[],"aioseo_head":"\n\t\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\t