{"id":54178,"date":"2022-03-23T14:40:17","date_gmt":"2022-03-23T18:40:17","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/sidebarforplaintiffs.naomifein.net\/?p=54178"},"modified":"2022-03-23T14:40:17","modified_gmt":"2022-03-23T18:40:17","slug":"my-socks-are-in-alexandria-va","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/sidebarforplaintiffs.naomifein.net\/?p=54178","title":{"rendered":"My socks are in Alexandria, VA"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>While I am in New York, NY.<\/p>\n<p>Why did this happen?<\/p>\n<p>Century 21. That&#8217;s why it happened.<\/p>\n<p>Of all the places that closed, with or without provocation from COVID-19, Century 21 was my biggest loss.<\/p>\n<p>I went through a few layers of shock and grief when, in 2020, the announcement came. The layers succeeded each other rather quickly. At first, it was a generalized, &#8220;Oh no no no no!&#8221; Followed by looking through my closets and touching each occupant which had come from Century 21 over the many years I&#8217;ve depended upon it.<\/p>\n<p>The penultimate layer, to be followed by an overall mourning, was, &#8220;What the fuck am I going to do about SOCKS!?!&#8221; Because Century 21 was the only place where I bought underwear, sleepwear and socks. Two reasons. Their prices were unbeatable and the selection in the sock department was everything I desired in socks. Those racks of socks were a little paradise.<\/p>\n<p>Did I ever tell you about the time an ex criticized my socks? &#8220;Socks have to be white,&#8221; he said. It was not the first time I knew we would never work out, but it was significant. My socks are never white.<\/p>\n<p>Here is a picture of two of my socks:<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"details-image\" draggable=\"false\" src=\"https:\/\/sidebarforplaintiffs.naomifein.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/03\/scan0018-e1648058613683-1024x1004.jpg\" alt=\"\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Over the years since 2020, my socks have been holding themselves together with bare threads, especially around the heel part. Finally, a few days ago, I Googled &#8220;women&#8217;s socks NYC,&#8221; hoping I could pin down a nice little sock shop to visit in person. No shop appeared. What appeared were several online sock &#8220;stores.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>You know how stringently I avoid buying anything on line. But I caved. Roaming through a catalogue, I chose a bunch of adequately patterned socks. They do not live up to the wildness and dense coloration (see above photo) of Century 21&#8217;s socks but, still&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>The sock company promised to keep me GPS-ed as to the minute-by-minute location of my new socks. I really didn&#8217;t need to be zoomed in on the travels of my socks, as long as they were boxed and not traveling on somebody else&#8217;s feet.<\/p>\n<p>Nevertheless, I received that message a few days ago, when my socks were in Alexandria, Virginia, presumably inching up 95 to NYC.<\/p>\n<p>Update: I just received a notice that my socks have arrived. They are downstairs, waiting for me.<\/p>\n<p>Pettier than this little report I will never get.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>While I am in New York, NY. Why did this happen? Century 21. That&#8217;s why it happened. Of all the places that closed, with or without provocation from COVID-19, Century 21 was my biggest loss. 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