{"id":55462,"date":"2022-05-31T14:18:56","date_gmt":"2022-05-31T18:18:56","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/sidebarforplaintiffs.naomifein.net\/?p=55462"},"modified":"2022-05-31T14:18:56","modified_gmt":"2022-05-31T18:18:56","slug":"sort-of-animal-news-with-a-side-of-cheetos","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/sidebarforplaintiffs.naomifein.net\/?p=55462","title":{"rendered":"Sort of animal news, with a side of Cheetos"},"content":{"rendered":"

From Harper’s Weekly Review:<\/p>\n

\u201cI don\u2019t think I did anything wrong,\u201d said a Texas woman who was fired from a law firm after jumping into a zoo\u2019s spider monkey enclosure and feeding the animals Cheetos.<\/em><\/p>\n

Texas. It’s always Texas.<\/p>\n

[S]mall business owners in Texas received exorbitant electric bills for months when winter storms caused prolonged blackouts.<\/em><\/p>\n

Texas. It’s always Te— Oh. I said that already.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

From Harper’s Weekly Review: \u201cI don\u2019t think I did anything wrong,\u201d said a Texas woman who was fired from a law firm after jumping into a zoo\u2019s spider monkey enclosure and feeding the animals Cheetos. Texas. It’s always Texas. [S]mall … Continue reading →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4775,8679],"tags":[8847,8846,8850,8849],"class_list":["post-55462","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-animal-news","category-government","tag-cheetos","tag-spider-monkeys","tag-texas-blackouts","tag-texas-electric-bills"],"aioseo_notices":[],"aioseo_head":"\n\t\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\t