From Harper’s Weekly Review:<\/p>\n
A tourist fell into Mount Vesuvius while attempting to retrieve his phone, which he had dropped after taking a selfie.<\/em><\/p>\n And there’s the Florida woman who fell into a pond and was killed by a couple of alligators.<\/a><\/p>\n Lessons to be learned by all of us:<\/p>\n (1) don’t drop your phone and try to retrieve it if it fell into a dangerous place, like subway tracks or volcanoes.<\/p>\n (2) Get out of Florida.<\/p>\n <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" From Harper’s Weekly Review: A tourist fell into Mount Vesuvius while attempting to retrieve his phone, which he had dropped after taking a selfie. And there’s the Florida woman who fell into a pond and was killed by a couple … Continue reading