How many times did I laugh? And\/or wince? Uncountable. You too should have this pleasure, ergo…<\/p>\n
You Think Our<\/em> Country Is Bad? Department \u2022Two days after losing an election, Brazilian president Jair Bolsonaro, who said that a congresswoman was too ugly to rape, led what M\u00e9decins Sans Fronti\u00e8res described as the worst COVID-19 response in the world, and claimed that he would \u201ceat an Indian, no problem at all,\u201d authorized the transfer of power to his opponent, Luiz In\u00e1cio Lula da Silva, without conceding defeat.<\/p>\n \u2022Israeli prime minister Yair Lapid conceded defeat to former prime minister Benjamin Netanyahu after the nation\u2019s fifth election in less than four years. Netanyahu, who is currently on trial for bribery and fraud, and under whose leadership Israel began to construct at least 19,000 settler homes in illegally occupied territory, won as part of a coalition with the Religious Zionism party, whose leader was convicted in 2007 of racist incitement against Arabs and who campaigned on the slogan \u201cWho\u2019s the landlord here?\u201d<\/p>\n \u2022A Chinese man who won over $30 million in a lottery accepted his check while wearing a mascot costume in order to hide the news from his wife and child.<\/p>\n \u2022Bavarian police found crystal meth in a doughnut.<\/p>\n Well, OK, Our Country Has A Few Problems Department \u2022\u201cSome of us have horrible children,\u201d said former president Donald Trump.<\/p>\n \u2022It was revealed that 44 percent of voters believe that the government is controlled by a secret cabal.<\/p>\n \u2022A Texan House candidate was reported to have written a novel in which Anne Frank embraces Christianity while imprisoned in a concentration camp…<\/p>\n \u2022…and Georgia Senate candidate Herschel Walker said that he has a solution to America\u2019s major problems but won\u2019t share it because Democrats would copy it. \u201cThey are good at lying to you,\u201d he said.<\/p>\n \u2022Elon Musk fired nearly half of Twitter\u2019s staff, including the entire accessibility and human rights teams, and, in a tweet, threatened to \u201cthermonuclear name and shame\u201d companies that had stopped advertising on the platform.<\/p>\n Hm. I Think There’s More To These Stories Department<\/strong><\/p>\n \u2022The Air Force denied that a refuel plane intentionally drew a penis in the sky near a Russian base.<\/p>\n \u2022An Alaska Airlines flight was delayed for over two hours after the pilots could not get along.<\/p>\n \u2022A nurse in Wisconsin was charged with abuse for cutting off a man\u2019s foot without permission.<\/p>\n \u2022Firefighters in Denver were suspended for having a living woman declared dead.<\/p>\n \u2022In Roachdale, Indiana, officers pursued a man who was recklessly driving a lawnmower while dressed as Pikachu. \u201cNo other Pok\u00e9mon characters were involved in this incident,\u201d the police department wrote. \u201cHowever, we are not opposed to catching them all.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" How many times did I laugh? And\/or wince? Uncountable. You too should have this pleasure, ergo… You Think Our Country Is Bad? Department \u2022Two days after losing an election, Brazilian president Jair Bolsonaro, who said that a congresswoman was too … Continue reading
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