{"id":57645,"date":"2022-12-28T13:11:01","date_gmt":"2022-12-28T18:11:01","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/sidebarforplaintiffs.naomifein.net\/?p=57645"},"modified":"2022-12-28T13:11:01","modified_gmt":"2022-12-28T18:11:01","slug":"think-its-great-to-hang-around-rich-guys-the-perks-come-with-pricks","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/sidebarforplaintiffs.naomifein.net\/?p=57645","title":{"rendered":"Think it&#8217;s great to hang around rich guys? The perks come with pricks"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/sidebarforplaintiffs.naomifein.net\/once-upon-a-time-i-sailed-on-big-boats\/\">I&#8217;ve told you about Malcolm Forbes&#8217;s boat, The Highlander<\/a>. I have a few more weird big boat trips to report on. But sailing on a very rich man&#8217;s big boat is not an unadulterated joy; the lower-middle-class invit\u00e9e can&#8217;t choose the route, the schedule, the performance requirements. 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