Halls sugar-free cough drops.<\/p>\n
Because of a chronic lung problem called bronchiectasis, I’ve developed a mild dependency on Halls. They’re the strongest cough drops, with the most menthol.<\/p>\n
I’m willing to admit some of my dependency is, well, addictive behavior but unlike, say, alcohol, it’s a harmless addiction. Except for the sugar. Sugar does things to our teeth and other parts of our bodies, but I’ve never had much of a sweet (rotting) tooth so the other effects don’t concern me.<\/p>\n
So when I first noticed a bag of Halls labeled “sugar-free” I bought it immediately. What a great idea! In case you need a review: Halls sugar-free cough drops taste exactly like Halls sugared cough drops. Indeed, it wasn’t too long before I wondered why Halls even bothered to make cough drops with sugar.<\/p>\n
It was maybe a few months ago, maybe less, when I found myself buying the last sugar-free bag of Halls from my pharmacist, who’d become the only reliable supplier. Duane Reade didn’t do the sugar-free, Harmon’s often didn’t have the sugar-free, and forget about anywhere else.<\/p>\n
Uh-oh. So when I went to my pharmacy and put on a crazed desperate face when I didn’t see my sugar-free drops, I asked Jay, my pharmacist, what was going on.<\/p>\n
“Supply chain problems,” he said. Halls sugar-frees had been on back order for a while.<\/p>\n
My pharmacist is a wonderful guy. “I can call you when the sugar-free ones come in,” he offered but I told him I’d never ever put him to the trouble of such a phone call. I mean, Halls sugar-free cough drops are not epi-pens or insulin, right? (Although if I have to keep sucking on the sugared ones, I might need insulin some day. But maybe not; I’m nowhere near diabetic and don’t know whether sucking on an occasional lump of sugar will induce diabetes.)<\/p>\n
Halls, I’m begging you.<\/p>\n
I have started rambling. That means it’s time to stop now.<\/p>\n
The end.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Halls sugar-free cough drops. Because of a chronic lung problem called bronchiectasis, I’ve developed a mild dependency on Halls. They’re the strongest cough drops, with the most menthol. I’m willing to admit some of my dependency is, well, addictive behavior … Continue reading