{"id":58516,"date":"2023-02-23T14:51:31","date_gmt":"2023-02-23T19:51:31","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/sidebarforplaintiffs.naomifein.net\/?p=58516"},"modified":"2023-02-23T14:51:31","modified_gmt":"2023-02-23T19:51:31","slug":"animal-news-my-last-python","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/sidebarforplaintiffs.naomifein.net\/?p=58516","title":{"rendered":"Animal news: My last python."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>At least, I think so.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/sidebarforplaintiffs.naomifein.net\/one-python-two-pythons-three\/\">Many years after my experience in the House of Reptiles at the Bronx Zoo,<\/a> I was walking home on Bleecker Street when I spotted an odd configuration on the opposite sidewalk.<\/p>\n<p>A group of people, perhaps eight or nine, stood on the sidewalk in such a way as to form a long ovoid. They were all standing quite still as they looked down at the sidewalk, exuding an aura of mystic contemplation.<\/p>\n<p>Odd. Then I looked at what<em> they<\/em> were looking at: yes, a large snake about twelve feet in length, was lying fully stretched out on the sidewalk. What on earth?<\/p>\n<p>Took me several moments before I realized the whole group was outside a corner store, Exotic Pets. Oh, ho! So somehow the snake had gotten out of its cage and wriggled onto the sidewalk. Given the snake&#8217;s current passivity, I figured she (why not?) was thinking, &#8220;What the hell did I do this for?&#8221; And, &#8220;Where am I going with this?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Clearly, the group surrounding her was having a quiet conference on the question, &#8220;How TF do we get her back inside?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>I don&#8217;t know why I didn&#8217;t stick around to find out. I am now regretful.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">\u03be<\/p>\n<p>(That <span style=\"color: #ff0000;\">\u21d1 <span style=\"color: #000000;\">is the closest I could come to a symbol which looked like a snake. Sort of.)<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p>We are chock full of wildlife in New York. At the moment,<a href=\"https:\/\/www.nytimes.com\/2023\/02\/20\/nyregion\/alligator-prospect-park-brooklyn.html?searchResultPosition=1\"> the town is a-buzz over a four-foot-long alligator found in Prospect Park Lake.<\/a><\/p>\n<p>She &#8212; lucky &#8216;gator &#8212; is being evaluated at&#8230;the Bronx Zoo&#8217;s House of Reptiles! My cousin, once a New Yorker but now a D.C.-er &#8212; sent me an upgrade on this lethargic girl (yeah, another lady reptile):<\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 40px;\"><em>An American alligator rescued from Prospect Park Lake on Sunday had swallowed a four-inch-wide bathtub stopper and is not strong enough for it to be removed right now, the Bronx Zoo said in a statement on Wednesday evening.<\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 40px;\"><em>The alligator, a female, is \u201ctoo weak and unresponsive to eat on its own\u201d and is being tube-fed, according to the statement from the zoo, which has been caring for the animal since its rescue from the park.<\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 40px;\"><em>The alligator is about 5 years old and is being treated with fluids, vitamin B, antibiotics and an antifungal medication, the zoo said. An X-ray taken during a medical evaluation revealed the bath stopper.<\/em><\/p>\n<p>So now we realize her, uh, owner must have kept her in a bathtub. Many questions and images emerge from this story.<\/p>\n<p>(Meanwhile, a news item from Florida: an 85 year old woman, walking her dog, was attacked and killed by an alligator, once again bringing me to ask: Why does <em>anyone<\/em> live in Florida?)<\/p>\n<p>And then there&#8217;s <a href=\"https:\/\/www.nytimes.com\/2023\/02\/22\/nyregion\/how-i-became-the-metro-desks-owl-reporter.html?searchResultPosition=2\">Flaco, an eagle-owl, another escapee and a most successful one. <\/a>Now that Flaco has alleviated the Central Park Zoo&#8217;s worries by showing he is able to live free and <em>not<\/em> die, we&#8217;re all delighted. He&#8217;s been exploring his territory and caught a rat, demonstrating his predator instincts and creds as a native.<\/p>\n<p>Isn&#8217;t this what we New Yorkers all aspire to, flying around Central Park and catching rats?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>At least, I think so. 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