{"id":59396,"date":"2023-05-02T14:38:42","date_gmt":"2023-05-02T18:38:42","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/sidebarforplaintiffs.naomifein.net\/?p=59396"},"modified":"2023-05-02T14:38:42","modified_gmt":"2023-05-02T18:38:42","slug":"fashion-tips-from-the-most-important-source-in-the-universe","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/sidebarforplaintiffs.naomifein.net\/?p=59396","title":{"rendered":"Fashion tips from the Most Important Source In The Universe"},"content":{"rendered":"

Just took a break from writing something utterly superficial to page through the Times’ red carpet pics from the Met gala. Because I am a well-known fashion devot\u00e9e and must absorb every trend in today’s Look.<\/p>\n

That last was an unfinished sentence, wasn’t it? Maybe I’ve been so shaken up by what I’ve seen, I’ve forgotten how to compose a full sentence.<\/p>\n

So what have I learned? Much.<\/p>\n

Almost all of the famous people were unknown to me. Their names, their faces, what they did with their lives…strangers. Once in a while, I’d say, “Oh yeah, didn’t she…? Or maybe not.”<\/p>\n

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A photo I just borrowed\/stole from Twitter \u21d1.<\/p>\n

I am prepared to throw out everything in my closet, except for the spectacularly simple and well-made Karl Lagerfeld jacket I picked up at a pop-up store around Christmas, 2002. For eighty bucks. I had no use for it but while I was looking at myself in the mirror, a woman behind me said, “That was made for you.” Well, you know, I bought it. Eighty bucks. Made for me.<\/p>\n

Oh. I mention Lagerfeld because he is (was?), no, he was<\/em>, but also is <\/em>the dedicat\u00e9 of this year’s gala, and because I have few opportunities in life to name drop gratuitously and this is one of ’em.<\/p>\n

This summer, I intend to obtain a cram engineering degree because that’s what I’ll need to transform my wardrobe into body coverage for use in the 2023 GV Halloween Parade<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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