All from Harper’s Weekly Review, of course:<\/p>\n
A couple demanded Singapore Airlines reimburse them after they spent a 13-hour flight next to a snorting, drooling, and farting dog.<\/em><\/p>\n \u201cI was shocked but I was also … a little bit impressed,\u201d said the Australian owner of a plant nursery, after discovering a koala named Claude had eaten several thousand seedlings of plants intended to boost koala habitats in New South Wales.<\/em><\/p>\n \u201cHe took three White Claws, drank, and left very happy,\u201d said a Florida resident whose mini-fridge was broken into by a three-legged bear.<\/em><\/p>\n One White Claw for each of his three legs?<\/p>\n Australia declared \u201cwar\u201d on feral cats, police shot the tires of a backhoe driven by a suspect who intended to knock down an animal shelter, and PawPatrol snacks were recalled after it was discovered that a URL on their packaging directed consumers to a porn website. A German shepherd snuck out of her owner\u2019s house to attend a Metallica concert.<\/em><\/p>\n I hope the shepherd wore ear plugs.<\/p>\n A man was arrested after trying to cross the Atlantic Ocean in a giant hamster wheel.<\/em><\/p>\n No? Not a weird animal reference?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" All from Harper’s Weekly Review, of course: A couple demanded Singapore Airlines reimburse them after they spent a 13-hour flight next to a snorting, drooling, and farting dog. \u201cI was shocked but I was also … a little bit impressed,\u201d … Continue reading