Thanks to Harper’s January Findings, I know the best way to rouse the UK to civil unrest. Before I tell you, though (actually, before I quote Harper’s which will tell you), why don’t you take a guess at what would do it?<\/p>\n
Something to do with a soccer, a\/k\/a football loss?<\/p>\n
A comedian making ribald fun of King Charles’s prostate?<\/p>\n
An executive action returning Great Britain to the EU and establishing the euro as British currency?<\/p>\n
The ghost of the late Donald Trump buying Brighton Pier, setting upon it a miniature golf resort and inviting people to pay \u00a3100,000 to get in on the game?<\/p>\n
Driving a truck right over a hedgehog crossing and crushing the few remaining hedgehogs in the U.K?<\/p>\n
No. None of the above.<\/p>\n
Shortages of carbohydrates, above other foodstuffs, were deemed most likely to trigger civil unrest in the United Kingdom.<\/em><\/p>\n Take away their biscuits, crisps and chips and they’ll riot.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" Thanks to Harper’s January Findings, I know the best way to rouse the UK to civil unrest. Before I tell you, though (actually, before I quote Harper’s which will tell you), why don’t you take a guess at what would … Continue reading