{"id":61892,"date":"2024-03-16T16:53:36","date_gmt":"2024-03-16T20:53:36","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/sidebarforplaintiffs.naomifein.net\/?p=61892"},"modified":"2024-03-16T16:53:36","modified_gmt":"2024-03-16T20:53:36","slug":"animal-news-an-alligator-named-albert-edward","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/sidebarforplaintiffs.naomifein.net\/?p=61892","title":{"rendered":"Animal news: An alligator named Albert Edward"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Really. Boy, here I was doing important writing about something important! and then I ran into <a href=\"https:\/\/www.nytimes.com\/2024\/03\/16\/nyregion\/albert-alligator-buffalo-ny.html\">the story linked here, from the Times.<\/a><\/p>\n<p>A meaningful paragraph in a silly yet ominous story about one crazy person who is not an alligator:<\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 40px;\"><em>The alligator\u2019s owner had built an addition to his house where Albert lived in an in-ground swimming pool, according to the department. 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