{"id":65474,"date":"2025-08-19T18:04:44","date_gmt":"2025-08-19T22:04:44","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/sidebarforplaintiffs.naomifein.net\/?p=65474"},"modified":"2025-08-19T18:04:44","modified_gmt":"2025-08-19T22:04:44","slug":"how-to-cope-if-your-city-is-invaded-by-trumps-s-a-open-carry","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/sidebarforplaintiffs.naomifein.net\/?p=65474","title":{"rendered":"How to cope if your city is invaded by Trump’s S.A? Open carry…"},"content":{"rendered":"

No no no! I do not mean weapons. Well, unless a sandwich is a weapon…<\/p>\n

Us urbanites should buy a long loaf of bread, wrap it in the kind of paper delis and butchers use and tuck it under our arms when we go out. Maybe write something on the paper, such as “THIS IS A SANDWICH.”<\/p>\n

One open-carry loaf will do it. For these purposes, it doesn’t matter whether it gets stale. It’ll last until the troops pull out.<\/p>\n

There. I have armed us.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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