{"id":66079,"date":"2025-11-05T15:47:26","date_gmt":"2025-11-05T20:47:26","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/sidebarforplaintiffs.naomifein.net\/?p=66079"},"modified":"2025-11-06T12:24:03","modified_gmt":"2025-11-06T17:24:03","slug":"what-possessed-me-to-look-at-2025-kennedy-center-scheduled-performances","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/sidebarforplaintiffs.naomifein.net\/?p=66079","title":{"rendered":"What possessed me to look at 2025 Kennedy Center scheduled performances?"},"content":{"rendered":"<h2><span style=\"color: #ff0000;\">UPDATE: THIS IS A SPOOF, OR WHATEVER YOU CALL THINGS LIKE THIS!!!! IT IS NOT MY SPOOF, I.E., I DIDN&#8217;T WRITE IT. I DON&#8217;T THINK IT&#8217;S GOOD SATIRE. GOOD SATIRE IS SO CLOSE TO THE TRUTH, A READER WITHOUT A SENSE OF HUMOR COULD BELIEVE IT&#8217;S FACTUAL. SO I&#8217;M CROSSING THIS OUT.\u00a0<\/span><\/h2>\n<p>I don&#8217;t know. Not exactly. Occasionally I&#8217;ve wondered what, under Trump&#8217;s rule, is being performed at the Center since I&#8217;ve heard a lot of acts have been de-booking themselves. Or being de-booked for being too woke or something. And the ones that have been booked haven&#8217;t been selling well. At all. Like, the Trumpian Center has only been filling 47 percent of the seats, which pre-Trump, were 90 percent or so filled.<\/p>\n<p>So what has been booked this year and isn&#8217;t filling the seats?<\/p>\n<p><em><strong>This has to be satire<\/strong>.<\/em> Has to be. I&#8217;ve just copied this year&#8217;s performance list and will now paste it in so you, too, can be&#8230;stunned into open-mouthed silence.<\/p>\n<p>Brace yourselves. No, really. Sit down in a chair with arms and hold on. Tight. Do not eat or drink while reading what follows. It&#8217;s [sic], anyway you spell it.<\/p>\n<ul class=\"marker:text-quiet list-disc\">\n<li class=\"py-0 my-0 prose-p:pt-0 prose-p:mb-2 prose-p:my-0 [&amp;&gt;p]:pt-0 [&amp;&gt;p]:mb-2 [&amp;&gt;p]:my-0\">\n<p class=\"my-2 [&amp;+p]:mt-4 [&amp;_strong:has(+br)]:inline-block [&amp;_strong:has(+br)]:pb-2\"><del><em>April 3: Vocal group Up with Goebbels<\/em><\/del><\/p>\n<\/li>\n<li class=\"py-0 my-0 prose-p:pt-0 prose-p:mb-2 prose-p:my-0 [&amp;&gt;p]:pt-0 [&amp;&gt;p]:mb-2 [&amp;&gt;p]:my-0\">\n<p class=\"my-2 [&amp;+p]:mt-4 [&amp;_strong:has(+br)]:inline-block [&amp;_strong:has(+br)]:pb-2\"><del><em>April 4-5: 3-D Ghost-Gun Show<\/em><\/del><\/p>\n<\/li>\n<li class=\"py-0 my-0 prose-p:pt-0 prose-p:mb-2 prose-p:my-0 [&amp;&gt;p]:pt-0 [&amp;&gt;p]:mb-2 [&amp;&gt;p]:my-0\">\n<p class=\"my-2 [&amp;+p]:mt-4 [&amp;_strong:has(+br)]:inline-block [&amp;_strong:has(+br)]:pb-2\"><del><em>April 6-7: Musical Workshop &#8220;Sing! Sing! Sing!&#8221;<\/em><\/del><\/p>\n<\/li>\n<li class=\"py-0 my-0 prose-p:pt-0 prose-p:mb-2 prose-p:my-0 [&amp;&gt;p]:pt-0 [&amp;&gt;p]:mb-2 [&amp;&gt;p]:my-0\">\n<p class=\"my-2 [&amp;+p]:mt-4 [&amp;_strong:has(+br)]:inline-block [&amp;_strong:has(+br)]:pb-2\"><del><em>May 11-13: Gay-Conversion Band Camp<\/em><\/del><\/p>\n<\/li>\n<li class=\"py-0 my-0 prose-p:pt-0 prose-p:mb-2 prose-p:my-0 [&amp;&gt;p]:pt-0 [&amp;&gt;p]:mb-2 [&amp;&gt;p]:my-0\">\n<p class=\"my-2 [&amp;+p]:mt-4 [&amp;_strong:has(+br)]:inline-block [&amp;_strong:has(+br)]:pb-2\"><del><em>May 15: Ted Nugent solo reunion (one night only)<\/em><\/del><\/p>\n<\/li>\n<li class=\"py-0 my-0 prose-p:pt-0 prose-p:mb-2 prose-p:my-0 [&amp;&gt;p]:pt-0 [&amp;&gt;p]:mb-2 [&amp;&gt;p]:my-0\">\n<p class=\"my-2 [&amp;+p]:mt-4 [&amp;_strong:has(+br)]:inline-block [&amp;_strong:has(+br)]:pb-2\"><del><em>May 18-22: All-Nordic rendition of &#8220;The Wiz&#8221;<\/em><\/del><\/p>\n<\/li>\n<li class=\"py-0 my-0 prose-p:pt-0 prose-p:mb-2 prose-p:my-0 [&amp;&gt;p]:pt-0 [&amp;&gt;p]:mb-2 [&amp;&gt;p]:my-0\">\n<p class=\"my-2 [&amp;+p]:mt-4 [&amp;_strong:has(+br)]:inline-block [&amp;_strong:has(+br)]:pb-2\"><del><em>June 3-7: ICE Capades focusing on amusing law enforcement footage<\/em><\/del><\/p>\n<\/li>\n<li class=\"py-0 my-0 prose-p:pt-0 prose-p:mb-2 prose-p:my-0 [&amp;&gt;p]:pt-0 [&amp;&gt;p]:mb-2 [&amp;&gt;p]:my-0\">\n<p class=\"my-2 [&amp;+p]:mt-4 [&amp;_strong:has(+br)]:inline-block [&amp;_strong:has(+br)]:pb-2\"><del><em>June 17 &#8211; July 3: &#8220;Shen Yun&#8221; performance with waived ticket fees<\/em><\/del><\/p>\n<\/li>\n<li class=\"py-0 my-0 prose-p:pt-0 prose-p:mb-2 prose-p:my-0 [&amp;&gt;p]:pt-0 [&amp;&gt;p]:mb-2 [&amp;&gt;p]:my-0\">\n<p class=\"my-2 [&amp;+p]:mt-4 [&amp;_strong:has(+br)]:inline-block [&amp;_strong:has(+br)]:pb-2\"><del><em>July 4: All-American Fourth of July Musical Tribute<\/em><\/del><\/p>\n<\/li>\n<li class=\"py-0 my-0 prose-p:pt-0 prose-p:mb-2 prose-p:my-0 [&amp;&gt;p]:pt-0 [&amp;&gt;p]:mb-2 [&amp;&gt;p]:my-0\">\n<p class=\"my-2 [&amp;+p]:mt-4 [&amp;_strong:has(+br)]:inline-block [&amp;_strong:has(+br)]:pb-2\"><del><em>July 5: Roseanne performs Sondheim (tentative)<\/em><\/del><\/p>\n<\/li>\n<li class=\"py-0 my-0 prose-p:pt-0 prose-p:mb-2 prose-p:my-0 [&amp;&gt;p]:pt-0 [&amp;&gt;p]:mb-2 [&amp;&gt;p]:my-0\">\n<p class=\"my-2 [&amp;+p]:mt-4 [&amp;_strong:has(+br)]:inline-block [&amp;_strong:has(+br)]:pb-2\"><del><em>August 19-24: New play &#8220;Dsday Cowboy&#8221; featuring Sylvester Stallone and Jon Voight<\/em><\/del><\/p>\n<\/li>\n<li class=\"py-0 my-0 prose-p:pt-0 prose-p:mb-2 prose-p:my-0 [&amp;&gt;p]:pt-0 [&amp;&gt;p]:mb-2 [&amp;&gt;p]:my-0\">\n<p class=\"my-2 [&amp;+p]:mt-4 [&amp;_strong:has(+br)]:inline-block [&amp;_strong:has(+br)]:pb-2\"><del><em>September 8-10: Three days of Shakespeare performances including a tentative Mel Gibson-led &#8220;Merchant of Venice&#8221;<\/em><\/del><\/p>\n<\/li>\n<li class=\"py-0 my-0 prose-p:pt-0 prose-p:mb-2 prose-p:my-0 [&amp;&gt;p]:pt-0 [&amp;&gt;p]:mb-2 [&amp;&gt;p]:my-0\">\n<p class=\"my-2 [&amp;+p]:mt-4 [&amp;_strong:has(+br)]:inline-block [&amp;_strong:has(+br)]:pb-2\"><del><em>October 6-8: Mark Russell via Hologram<\/em><\/del><\/p>\n<\/li>\n<li class=\"py-0 my-0 prose-p:pt-0 prose-p:mb-2 prose-p:my-0 [&amp;&gt;p]:pt-0 [&amp;&gt;p]:mb-2 [&amp;&gt;p]:my-0\">\n<p class=\"my-2 [&amp;+p]:mt-4 [&amp;_strong:has(+br)]:inline-block [&amp;_strong:has(+br)]:pb-2\"><del><em>November 7-8: Starlink-related event<\/em><\/del><\/p>\n<\/li>\n<li class=\"py-0 my-0 prose-p:pt-0 prose-p:mb-2 prose-p:my-0 [&amp;&gt;p]:pt-0 [&amp;&gt;p]:mb-2 [&amp;&gt;p]:my-0\">\n<p class=\"my-2 [&amp;+p]:mt-4 [&amp;_strong:has(+br)]:inline-block [&amp;_strong:has(+br)]:pb-2\"><del><em>December 19-20: Kanye Raps Wagner<\/em><\/del><\/p>\n<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>I didn&#8217;t make that up. Really I didn&#8217;t. But just in case this is a joke, (&#8220;Up With Goebbels&#8221;???) I asked Perplexity if Mel Gibson was in &#8220;The Merchant of Venice,&#8221; and this is what Perplexity tells me:<\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 40px;\"><em>Yes, Mel Gibson stars in &#8220;The Merchant of Venice&#8221; at the JFK Center (Kennedy Center). The production is noted as an all-Aramaic, Shylock-free version of the play and is described as &#8220;a performance for the ages&#8221; starring Mel Gibson as Shylock.<\/em><\/p>\n<p>OK, maybe Perplexity has a resident satirist who provided the above answer to my question. Because: I don&#8217;t believe Shakespeare wrote anything in Aramaic, although I didn&#8217;t know him personally so maybe I&#8217;m wrong. And if it&#8217;s a &#8220;Shylock-free version&#8221; (by itself a brain-warping notion), how could Mel Gibson star as a non-existent Shylock?<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m going to post this now and will be leaving it instantly because I find the possibility of this and Kanye West rapping Wagner more than my brain wants to absorb.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>UPDATE: THIS IS A SPOOF, OR WHATEVER YOU CALL THINGS LIKE THIS!!!! IT IS NOT MY SPOOF, I.E., I DIDN&#8217;T WRITE IT. I DON&#8217;T THINK IT&#8217;S GOOD SATIRE. 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