{"id":66500,"date":"2026-02-07T17:26:44","date_gmt":"2026-02-07T22:26:44","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/sidebarforplaintiffs.naomifein.net\/?p=66500"},"modified":"2026-02-07T17:26:44","modified_gmt":"2026-02-07T22:26:44","slug":"mysteries-of-life-ancient-grains-and-all-that","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/sidebarforplaintiffs.naomifein.net\/?p=66500","title":{"rendered":"Mysteries of life: Ancient grains and all that"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Just returned from a shopping trip with a number of necessities, one big mistake (a box labeled &#8220;chocolate chips&#8221; in which the chips, with which I was going to make oatmeal choc chip cookies, were hidden in a dry cookie mix), and a large loaf of bread labeled &#8220;ancient grains.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Regularly, I eat multi-grain bread and hadn&#8217;t thought through the &#8220;ancient&#8221; part until I got home and found how much those grains cost. A lot. Rather than grouse over the expense, I contemplated the cost of reaping ancient grains, which would necessitate time travel backward, and then all that reaping. Exhausting.<\/p>\n<p>I will therefore absorb the cost with equanimity as my digestive system absorbs the ancient grains and does with them whatever a digestive system does.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Just returned from a shopping trip with a number of necessities, one big mistake (a box labeled &#8220;chocolate chips&#8221; in which the chips, with which I was going to make oatmeal choc chip cookies, were hidden in a dry cookie &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/sidebarforplaintiffs.naomifein.net\/?p=66500\">Continue reading <span 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