{"id":67042,"date":"2026-05-12T18:06:51","date_gmt":"2026-05-12T22:06:51","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/sidebarforplaintiffs.naomifein.net\/?p=67042"},"modified":"2026-05-12T18:06:51","modified_gmt":"2026-05-12T22:06:51","slug":"a-nuclear-strike-in-the-event-of-what","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/sidebarforplaintiffs.naomifein.net\/?p=67042","title":{"rendered":"A nuclear strike in the event of&#8230;.WHAT?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Weary of the psychotic crew posing as &#8220;government&#8221; in our country? Take a break with the psychotic crew &#8220;governing&#8221; North Korea, as reported in today&#8217;s Harper&#8217;s Weekly Review:<\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 40px;\"><em> The parliament of North Korea amended the country\u2019s constitution to empower the government to launch an immediate nuclear strike in the event of the supreme leader\u2019s assassination.<\/em><\/p>\n<p>An immediate nuclear strike on whom?<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;d think a nuclear strike on a human assassin would be what the French, in devastasting understatement, call <em>de trop,<\/em> right? This amendment doesn&#8217;t specify targeting the assassin, or what sort of investigation will be carried out to discover the assassin. I mean, in the few minutes between (1) assassination and (2) &#8220;immediate&#8221; nuclear strike.<\/p>\n<p>So maybe they&#8217;re sort of constitutionalizing anger and grief and saying, &#8220;We&#8217;re feeling so wail-y we&#8217;re going to launch a nuclear strike at wherever because it&#8217;ll make us all feel better&#8221;?<\/p>\n<p>Hasn&#8217;t North Korea has had some little trouble with their nuclear weaponry? Like, the missiles don&#8217;t launch properly and don&#8217;t head up and out in anything like a planned direction? Like, no GPS on board giving it the route (depending on traffic) or frantically announcing, &#8220;Recalibrating&#8221;?<\/p>\n<p>I hope this gives you comfort that there&#8217;s a world-class Dear Leader crazier than ours.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Weary of the psychotic crew posing as &#8220;government&#8221; in our country? 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