{"id":67557,"date":"2026-07-21T16:47:06","date_gmt":"2026-07-21T20:47:06","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/sidebarforplaintiffs.naomifein.net\/?p=67557"},"modified":"2026-07-21T16:47:06","modified_gmt":"2026-07-21T20:47:06","slug":"to-semi-quote-dubya-this-is-some-weird-shit","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/sidebarforplaintiffs.naomifein.net\/?p=67557","title":{"rendered":"To semi-quote Dubya, “This is some weird shit.”"},"content":{"rendered":"

Delivered to my email by Harper’s Weekly Review, probably using a humanoid to do it:<\/p>\n

Astronomers announced that a four-carbon sugar typically found in raspberries was discovered in interstellar space; it was announced that a meteorite that crashed in New Jersey in 2024 contains \u201calien-world chemistry.\u201d<\/em><\/p>\n

Ukraine transported a machine-gun-toting robotic soldier to Russian-occupied territory via an amphibious drone. Two humanoids were wed in a public library in Moscow; a Western New York school district is set to introduce a humanoid teaching assistant to a classroom in the fall; and an Ohioan robocop was retired after failing to generate a single police report over the course of ten months.<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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