{"id":68036,"date":"2026-10-31T17:13:47","date_gmt":"2026-10-31T21:13:47","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/sidebarforplaintiffs.naomifein.net\/?p=68036"},"modified":"2026-10-31T17:13:47","modified_gmt":"2026-10-31T21:13:47","slug":"the-daily-news-and-the-nyc-subway-provides-todays-chuckle","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/sidebarforplaintiffs.naomifein.net\/?p=68036","title":{"rendered":"The Daily News (and the NYC subway) provides today’s chuckle"},"content":{"rendered":"

What, you thought all subway news was violent? Nah.<\/p>\n

The headline to this story reads, “Man’s Subway Track Saunter Snarls Commute For Thousands.” But then things get kind of funny:<\/p>\n

Service on the No. 7 subway line was shut down for an hour and a half across much of Queens Friday morning as police followed a man who decided to take a 4-mile, sunrise stroll along the elevated tracks.<\/em><\/p>\n

The poorly planned perambulation suspended service across a wide swath of the borough between 5:30 a.m. and 7 a.m…<\/em><\/p>\n

Kudos to Evan Simko-Bednarski, the journalist who wrote this piece. (“The poorly planned perambulation…”)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

What, you thought all subway news was violent? Nah. The headline to this story reads, “Man’s Subway Track Saunter Snarls Commute For Thousands.” But then things get kind of funny: Service on the No. 7 subway line was shut down … Continue reading →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[9743,11290,1175],"tags":[12087,2206,11305],"class_list":["post-68036","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-journalism","category-news-media","category-the-facts-of-life","tag-evan-simko-bednarski","tag-new-york-daily-news","tag-nyc-subway-system"],"aioseo_notices":[],"aioseo_head":"\n\t\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\t\n\t\t