{"id":9403,"date":"2012-07-11T17:38:15","date_gmt":"2012-07-11T21:38:15","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/sidebarforplaintiffs.naomifein.net\/?p=9403"},"modified":"2012-07-13T14:20:16","modified_gmt":"2012-07-13T18:20:16","slug":"judge-judy-called","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/sidebarforplaintiffs.naomifein.net\/?p=9403","title":{"rendered":"Judge Judy called!"},"content":{"rendered":"

Well, not Judy Sheindlin herself<\/a>. But her associate producer, the one who wrote that really enticing invitation letter a month ago. She left a message on my phone.<\/p>\n

She sounds very warm and very nice and not at all pushy. Nor does she sound apologetic. She wants to discuss my Small Claims case further.<\/p>\n

I’m wondering: with all the Small Claims Court cases in this naked city, why is Judge Judy calling about mine? There’s nothing about the one-page filing in my case which should excite anybody’s interest, any more than any other Small Claims case.<\/p>\n

I’m really tired tonight. Been schlepping laundry around the neighborhood and now that I’ve indulged myself by purchasing high-quality, high-thread count sheets, I can report that they are a hell of a lot heavier than low-quality, who-knows-what-the-thread-count-is anyway sheets. (What IS a thread count? And why does it weigh as much as medieval armor?)<\/p>\n

Knocked me out. I mean, tired me out. It suddenly occurs to me that we who do not have housekeepers or in-home washer-dryers are not meant to buy high quality heavy sheets.<\/p>\n

So anyway, re Judge Judy: I’ll call back maybe tomorrow and explain why I won’t be accepting her invitation. I feel sort of bad; she really won’t have the time for my somewhat complex analysis. Maybe I’ll try to keep it short.<\/p>\n

But harken unto this post, ye who want to go to L.A. and be yelled at by Judge Judy on national TV! File a claim in Manhattan’s Small Claims Court and I bet you too will get a letter and follow up call from Kim Weisberg.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Well, not Judy Sheindlin herself. But her associate producer, the one who wrote that really enticing invitation letter a month ago. She left a message on my phone. She sounds very warm and very nice and not at all pushy. … Continue reading →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1175],"tags":[498],"class_list":["post-9403","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-the-facts-of-life","tag-lawsuits-and-reality-tv"],"aioseo_notices":[],"aioseo_head":"\n\t\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\t