I was on Twitter earlier today, reading the news about Trump’s latest incipient catastrophic absurdities, when I realized that — unlike journalists whose mandate is to report on such nauseating news — I didn’t have to.
What I had to do was retweet with some kind of succinct comment which would indicate my full attention and rage without having to say much of anything.
Here’s a 538 Significant Digit which will prompt my big announcement of the Universal Naomi Statement on Trump:
2 open seats
There are two open seats on the seven-seat Federal Reserve board of governors. President Trump has been hoping to fill one of them with Stephen Moore, the author of “Trumponomics” and who the IRS has said owes tens of thousands in back taxes. Now, Trump is hoping to fill the second seat with Herman Cain, the former CEO of Godfather’s Pizza, promoter of the “9-9-9” tax plan, and accused sexual harasser of multiple women. [The Washington Post]
So here it is. Big type face:
Covers everything, doesn’t it?
News of Ivanka and Jared’s security clearances: Princess and Prince of the #ReignoftheMadKingDon.
It applies to everything. I show my sweeping contempt and horror without having to work too hard at it.