My kind of lawsuit story from yesterday’s Daily News:
A nasty beef has broken out at a jinxed Manhattan burger joint that last year brought in a priest, a rabbi and a Buddhist holy man to reverse the fortunes of a supposedly cursed Chelsea storefront.
Oh don’t you love it! A sandwich of food puns, plus “A priest, rabbi and Buddhist holy man go into a bar…”
The rest of the story isn’t exactly as exciting, although the lawsuit is referred to as a “food fight.”