From 538 Significant Digits — and if you can understand this, you can send a rocket into space. Maybe not land it anywhere, but you can send it:
Up over 160 percent
Cryptocurrencies, which let’s just both pretend for the next paragraph or so that we understand what they are, have been getting destroyed, with a “crypto wipeout” since January totaling some $640 billion. Only one such currency has withstood the brutal trends recently, and it’s literally a joke. It’s called Dogecoin — you know, like the doges — and it’s up about 160 percent over the past month. Wow. So money. Such rich. [Bloomberg]