I’m overburdened with things to tell you, yet would be slacking off on my impossible mission if I didn’t report on yet another lawsuit, extracted from today’s Daily News, involving Plaintiff Lady Gaga:
I have such compassion for the angsts and rigors of celebrity. You and your professional entourage have to be hyper-vigilent 24/7 about all those people out there, looking to rip off your brand. How exhausting!
Isn’t it easier not to have a brand? I don’t have a brand. I don’t even have a tattoo. (Well, actually, I have two tats—but very, very few people know about them.)