You really want to read this one. It’s about a fitness studio, an overactive sex drive and an ex-girlfriend-investor.
Just to titillate you, here’s the first paragraph from the Daily News, via Robert Gearty:
There’s no heavy lifting at one Manhattan fitness studio that offers low-impact workouts — but apparently there is a lot of grunting.
And the last paragraph:
“This is a person who is romantically obsessed with me,” he said. “She is a sick woman.”