What would Sidebar be without a lawsuit or two from the Daily News?
So here is today’s. Lots of puns. (I should start a “count the DN puns” contest, sort of like counting jelly beans in a jar, but I can’t think of what the prize would be for a correct answer.)
Anyway, the headline is
SNIPPY WAR OF BEAUTY: Stylist steals secrets – suit
And of course it begins:
Their secret were hair today, gone tomorrow.
Ho ho.