I’ve been a bit out of touch lately − for good reason − but must must weigh back in with this big news out of Florida, reported (of course) by Lowering the Bar:
If you read the piece fairly carefully, you’ll learn that the proposed amendment to a lousy law was written in sarcasm by an intelligent legislator. So double good news! Not only will Florida citizens not be able to lug around heavy weaponry during that zombie apocalypse, even in southern states like Florida there are some good smart politicians.
Let us toast Florida State Senator Dwight Bullard with a glass of orange juice.