Looking for a (volunteer) job in New York City?

You can join the Count Central Park Squirrels contingent:

The Census takes place from October 6 to October 20. Volunteers will be expected to spend two and a half hours per shift counting squirrels (you can do one shift or many). They’re going to need hundreds of people to participate, so learn more and sign up here!

I won’t be joining you.

I’m still yearning for a pack of wolves to be introduced into the park. Although now that I’m thinking about it, maybe the squirrel count is a precedent to introducing wolves…or maybe not.

(Yes. You are right. I’m doing this as a break from scrolling through Twitter and considering what’s going to happen when Kavanaugh is confirmed despite.)

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