You can join the Count Central Park Squirrels contingent:
The Census takes place from October 6 to October 20. Volunteers will be expected to spend two and a half hours per shift counting squirrels (you can do one shift or many). They’re going to need hundreds of people to participate, so learn more and sign up here!
I won’t be joining you.
I’m still yearning for a pack of wolves to be introduced into the park. Although now that I’m thinking about it, maybe the squirrel count is a precedent to introducing wolves…or maybe not.
(Yes. You are right. I’m doing this as a break from scrolling through Twitter and considering what’s going to happen when Kavanaugh is confirmed despite.)