Lowering the Bar sinks to Rick Springfield’s buttocks

It’s a genuine lawsuit, yes. Even before I saw this marvelous item on Lowering the Bar, I saw a clip about it on ABC local news last night. (Footnote: aging male rock stars must get over believing their glamour lives on in their long tresses. I.e., they must have misunderstood the Samson and Delilah story. It’s a myth, guys! A myth. And i.e., they have to find better haircutters. And colorists.)

My favorite line here: “Springfield, who is best known for the 1981 hit “Jessie’s Girl,” and now possibly for his buttocks…” Big laugh from me.

But you won’t want to skim over any of this story: Mistrial Declared in Rick Springfield’s Buttocks-Assault Case [Updated] – Lowering the Bar.

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