From Harper’s Weekly Review:
“This is the most Florida thing you can do,” said the owner of a Cape Coral roofing company that gives customers a frozen turkey and an AR-15 assault rifle if they buy a new roof.
A live cluster bomb and ammunition was dropped off at a thrift shop in Wisconsin…
And how about Lisbon?
…and a worker at a restaurant in Lisbon called the police after a tourist incorrectly translated the word “pomegranate” into “grenade,” wrote the word on a napkin, and slid it across the counter to the employee.