Why do those two subjects go together?
From 538 Significant Digits:
29 animal-related incidents
The New York City subway system has become notorious in recent years for its delays. Last year, 268 trains were delayed by 29 incidents involving animals. These incidents involved dogs, a goose, two goats and a kitten. [The Brooklyn Daily Eagle]
But that expensively drunken rat? Seems he knew not to get onto the rails and delay trains by staggering around.
And OMG where are the alligators?