This little tale made the Daily News, presumably because Morrissey is a Somebody — although I wouldn’t be able to (a) pick him out of an airport crowd or (b) recognize his music. (It is music, right? I mean, that’s what Morrissey does?)
But lucky you. You’re not getting the fairly austere Daily News story. You’re being blessed by Kevin Underhill’s expectedly hilarious Lowering the Bar item, which offers some quotes and other really funny things:
Source, Lowering the Bar: Morrissey Claims TSA Officer Groped Him